In the beginning there were five: Cheesecake, Tea, Soup, John Adams, and Strom Thurmond.
The delectable desert was a favorite to win (for obvious reasons), but ironically was barely able to scrape up one vote.
A complimentary beverage and a certain racist politician fought bravely, managing to at one point tie with Soup and John Adams, but eventually lost steam. Tea reportedly returned to its home country of England, while Thurmond reportedly had a heart attack and died at the ripe age of 101.
Then there were two...
Our ever present Minister Plenipotentiary and viscous meal fought it out tooth and nail; spoon and bowl.
But, in the end there could only be one...
Oh Adams... if you only stopped from passing the Alien and Sedition Act...
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